The penultimate item of Items, number 999, is put in quotation marks: ‘We like lists because we don’t want to die’. No doubt this is true, but there are plenty of other reasons for liking Tom Jenks’ 1000-long list. For a start, it is full of silliness and irreverence. It beats the blues and makes you laugh (if you don’t believe me, try it for yourself).
Read more HERE about Tom Jenks’ incredible if p then q collection Items. The review also includes a review of another Jenks collection Crabtree.
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